Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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