When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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