K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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