He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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