It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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