Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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