Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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