On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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