Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
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