I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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