Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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