Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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