i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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