We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
they need to just BURY HIM!
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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