Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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