you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Your cock deserves a montage
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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