I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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