Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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