I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
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