Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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