Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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