For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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