I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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