I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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