You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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