I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
