ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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