I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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