Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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