I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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