i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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