no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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