I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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