help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
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