can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
He called his prostate his "boner button".
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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