Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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