apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Randomize
