as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
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