You're completely useless in the revolution.
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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