well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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