i always forget guys have bellybuttons
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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