if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
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