I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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