Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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