You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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