we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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