I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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