It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I'm both gender and math confused
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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