I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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