I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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