She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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