Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
Randomize